Four Hotels We Wouldn't Be Caught Dead In

Hotel Woodpecker 
 The brainchild of local artist Mikael Genberg, the Hotel Woodpecker is a tiny treehouse in a public park in the town of Västerås, Sweden, about 62 miles from Stockholm. Over 40 feet up in the air, the little cabin (complete with wee kitchen and toilet) is designed for one guest, but it can hold two if you don't mind serious intimacy. Staying at the Hotel Woodpecker also involves serious commitment, as once you get up, as you must get hoisted up using the block-and-tackle technique, and remain stranded until a set appointment time to descend. Meals arrive via a rope basket. 011-46/70 775 53 93, mikaelgenberg.com, deluxe about $135, includes breakfast and dinner, closed in winter. Also, the Tourist Office of Västerås can book reservations (011-46/21 39 01 00).

Black Tulip Hotel 
 The Black Tulip is billed as "Europe's Most Luxurious Gay Leather & Art Hotel," but it's not the luxury, the art, the gay, nor even the leather that makes Amsterdam's Black Tulip scary. It's the pain. "Leather" rooms are kitted out in more than just cowhide, sporting all kinds of equipment for the cheerful bondage enthusiast. You'll never look at a "puppy cage" the same way again. On the plus side, there's a minibar/fridge in every room, perfect for storing cold compresses. 011-31(0)20 4270933, blacktulip.nl, from $160, includes breakfast buffet.

Karosta Prison 
 At Karosta Prison, the Latvian city of Liepaja , the rooms are indeed jail cells, largely unchanged since the last real prisoners left in 1997. The KGB ran the place in the 1970s, and the tradition of hospitality lives on: Should you choose the "extreme overnight" stay, you will undergo questioning, an inspection by the prison doctor, confiscation of your belongings, and a sleepless night on a pillowless, blanketless bunk. The occasional warning shot fired in the air may further disturb your slumber. Did we mention the delightful prison toilets? 011-(371) 6369470, karostascietums.lv, $10.

Propeller Island City Lodge 
 Berlin's Propeller Island City Lodge takes the art-hotel concept to the lunatic fringe. Some rooms are merely whimsical, like the pink "Chicken Curry" room or the one featuring a bed shaped like a castle. Others are only mildly irritating, featuring inclined floors, monochromatic colors, or hanging beds. Still others are downright fiendish, such as a blindingly bright room covered with faceted mirrors or a simple pair of coffins meant to invite "rest." Rates vary widely depending on room size and your tolerance for the zany. 011-49/(0)30 891 90 16, 011-49/(0)163 256 59 09, propeller-island.com, from $95.

Note:This story was accurate when it was published. Please be sure to confirm all rates and details directly with the companies in question before planning your trip.
 
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When I'm packing to leave a hotel room, I turn the bedding down to the foot of the bed so that the white sheets are facing up. This way, items placed on the bed are clearly visible. I once left a camera behind because I couldn't see it against a very dark bedspread.

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Cold-weather traveling means turning up the thermostat in your hotel room, and along with the artificially warmed air come dry skin and static electricity. Instead of turning on the heat, fill the bathtub with very hot water and leave the bathroom door open. In about an hour, your entire room will be warm and humidified.

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I like to bring a Frisbee when I travel. At the hotel, it's a convenient place to collect car keys, loose change, my ChapStick, and any other small objects I normally keep in my pockets. I always know where everything is, and things won't fall off the nightstand. It's also handy to have so you can play Frisbee at a nearby park or beach.

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Pack a travel-size shampoo container refilled with detergent and a one-gallon Ziploc bag for when you need to wash hosiery, bras, and other delicate undergarments. Put a few drops of detergent into the bag and fill it part way with water. Place the garment in the bag, close it up, and shake it around for a few minutes. Instant washing machine! For larger pieces of clothing, I've used the plastic laundry bags supplied at most hotels. Just hold on to the open end tightly.

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Restrooms abroad rarely have hooks on stall doors. Our solution: Pack a small S hook in your shoulder bag and make use of a hole in the wall, a pipe, etc., to hang purses, jackets, or anything else you want to keep off the floor. S hooks can be found in most hardware stores, near the screws and bolts.

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Paramedics now look for emergency contact information in victims' mobile phones. Store the word "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) in your address book, along with the name and number of the person you'd like emergency personnel to call on your behalf. (For more than one entry, use ICE1, ICE2, etc.) Tell your friends or family members that you've chosen them as your contacts and make sure they're aware of any medical conditions or allergies that could affect your treatment.

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Batteries for cameras, laptops, cell phones, and other devices can be charged at night in your hotel room. But if you're doing a lot of driving, you might want to buy an inverter to charge them while on the road. Inverters (which plug into the car's cigarette lighter) are small, inexpensive, and can be purchased at auto-supply, variety, or electronics stores.

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