Some amusing traditions explain why Wimbledon draws the world's best-behaved players and spectators.
Pack a hat and slap on the sunscreen. But, in a spirit of preparedness, you should also bring an umbrella. And if it rains, don't admit defeat. At least one fan must be photographed for the newspapers sitting stoically beneath a "brolly" as the downpour reaches biblical proportions.
Fancy an alcoholic drink as you watch? Sorry, quaffing on court is a no-no. You may, however, bring a bottle of wine or a couple of cans of beer to enjoy with your picnic lunch on the lawn outside.
Tote a pair of binoculars. Who is that flirting with Her Royal Highness?
Carrying banners, flags, or Klaxons? These signs and noisemakers won't get past the stewards at the gate.
Guys, there's no formal dress code, but for heaven's sake, keep your shirts on. Rafael Nadal can change his gear on court as often as he likes because he's a star. You, alas, are not.
Turn off the flash on your camera. And silence your ghastly cell phone, too.
Want to make a political statement in front of the TV cameras by wearing a message across your chest? The stewards may insist on a quiet word with you.
For a guide to the tournament's quirks and eccentricities, visit wimbledontennis.co.uk, a comprehensive site set up by self-confessed Wimbledon nuts.
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