A STINGRAY BIT MY NIPPLE

Slide Show: Bad Bathroom Behavior

In honor of our new book, "A Stingray Bit My Nipple! True Stories From Real Travelers," we couldn't resist compiling a slide show of some of our favorite bathroom anecdotes. Enjoy!

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Purple means frappé
"In Japan, on my first Asian business trip, I excused myself from a meeting to use the restroom. I looked for the handle to flush, but instead saw a keypad labeled in Japanese. I pondered the situation for at least a minute, and then chose a button. A jet of water from inside the bowl sprayed all over my shirt and tie. With nowhere to move in the tiny stall, I pressed buttons frantically until the water stopped. I soaked up as much of the water as I could with paper towels, and then I made my way back to the meeting, my shirt very wet and my face very red. My polite Japanese hosts continued the meeting without a word about my issues. That evening, over a few drinks, I learned that I wasn't the first Westerner to press the wrong button." Dave Blake, Chandler, Ariz.

Sometimes the solution is right under your...
"We bought a bottle of white wine to take back to our room at a small hotel in Sorrento, Italy. Since the wine wasn't chilled, I wandered down to the lobby bar and in the most minimal Italian tried to ask for ice and a receptacle to put it in. I was given a glass with 10 very small cubes. I scoured the room for a makeshift ice bucket. The bathroom sink was too small to accommodate the bottle, but the immaculate bidet—filled with cold water and the ice cubes—worked just fine!" Sue Nelson, Portland, Ore.

Next time make 'em scrub
"Upon arrival at our hotel in Nice, France, after a long day of travel, I told our daughters to wash their hands before dinner. They had been in the bathroom for five minutes when I asked what was taking so long. 'Mom, we washed up so well in the baby sink!' they said with pride. I explained that the 'baby sink' was actually a bidet, upon which they asked the inevitable question: 'What's a bidet?'" Christina McGraw, Sammamish, Wash.

If you were a bidet, you'd be angry, too
"As we settled into our Florence hotel, we discovered an out-of-control bidet frothing all over. I found a maid, whose eyes got big when she saw the mess. She yelled down the hall, and another maid came in. They exchanged a few words, glanced at me, and burst into laughter. We'll never know what they said, but I suspect it was something like, 'Was she trying to shampoo her hair in the bidet?'" Maryka Biaggio, Portland, Ore.

Safe phone sex: The new frontier in public health
"While in a Peruvian village, my friend Gladys needed to use the bathroom—basically a hole in the ground surrounded by a fence. Only later did she realize that she was missing her cell phone. We ran back to the latrine and fished around with two sticks. The phone looked and smelled as bad as we thought it would, so we submerged it in two pails of water and gave it a Clorox bath, then wrapped it in a plastic bag to dry. Suddenly, the phone rang! Gladys answered it, using the bag as a mitt. It was her husband calling, and through gales of laughter we told him our story—although all he could really hear was a crinkling bag." Bonnie Laycock, Wichita, Kans.

Too much bathtub gin?
"My mother and my aunt weren't about to let their age stop them from relishing every mile of their Cosmos tour to Europe. The pair of octogenarians took part in every single activity and enjoyed the friendship of their much younger tour companions. And after a day spent touring the Vatican proved too much for her tired, aching feet, my mom even improvised a refreshing spa treatment." Merry Noel Reed, Portland, Ore.

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Place a coin over the veins on the inside of your wrist (about two finger widths from the base of your palm) and secure it in place with a rubber band or ponytail holder. The gentle pressure of the coin will stimulate nerves that control nausea, just like the motion-sickness bands that are sold at drugstores.

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Rather than automatically using your hotel's valet parking, you should check to see if there's an adjacent parking lot or garage that offers a better rate. On a recent trip, I was able to park across the street from my hotel for $10 per day--versus $27 per day to valet park with the hotel.

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I was booking tickets online for an upcoming flight to Europe from the East Coast. One particularly attractive fare was offered on a U.S. airline as well as on its foreign "partner airline." Same plane, same flight, same base price. But it was more than $100 cheaper per ticket to book with the foreign airline versus the U.S.one. We saved more than $400 for four tickets, but we'll be on the same plane!

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Grab-rails and nonskid surfaces aren't common in European bathtubs and showers. I pack a few decorative rubber pads that have non-adhesive suction cups, so I can use them when needed to prevent a slip or fall, and then I take them with me to the next hotel.

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I prefer laminated city maps because I can circle all the things I want to see in a given day with a dark erasable marker. Once I have everything marked, I plan my route and start walking. The next day, I erase the previous day's marks and begin all over again.

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Pick just two colors to mix and match throughout your trip. You'll cut down on luggage, not least because you won't have to bring a bunch of shoes to match a wide assortment of colors.

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I was heading to the hotel ice machine when I noticed that our ice bucket was looking very tired and missing its disposable plastic liner. My solution: the shower cap that we never use anyway. In fact, it actually worked better than the liner bag because the elastic band held it in place around the top of the bucket.

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When I'm on a cruise with my wife's family and we're in a foreign city for the day, I get off the boat as soon as we dock and hail a taxi. I ask the driver to call his dispatcher and find me a van with an English-speaking driver. Then I negotiate an hourly rate and a pickup time at the dock. The family tours together for a few hours, and then each couple either gets dropped off where they want to spend extra time or returns to the boat (this is great for my elderly in-laws). We get a tailor-made city tour for a much cheaper rate than if we had booked through the cruise line.

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Driving around Italy last summer, my husband and I found that even the most detailed maps left us scratching our heads in confusion. Desperate and lost, we decided to follow a tour bus. Guess what? It got us exactly where we wanted to go.

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Ziploc now makes extra-large bags with handles. They're nearly two feet by two feet, and although Ziploc advertises them as being good for storage, they're also useful for traveling. Bring one on long shopping excursions and then use it as an extra carry-on for souvenirs on the way home.

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Before you head to the airport, stop by the front desk of your hotel or cruise ship and ask if they'll print your boarding pass for you. It'll save Internet browsing fees and time at check-in. It's worked for me at several Marriott hotels and on a Celebrity cruise.

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Batteries for cameras, laptops, cell phones, and other devices can be charged at night in your hotel room. But if you're doing a lot of driving, you might want to buy an inverter to charge them while on the road. Inverters (which plug into the car's cigarette lighter) are small, inexpensive, and can be purchased at auto-supply, variety, or electronics stores.

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An extra contact lens case holds enough toiletries for a short trip. Squeeze a few dabs of toothpaste into one side and perhaps some facial cleanser or moisturizer in the other side. Just the right amount of each will fit for your overnights or weekends away.

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When we come home at night, my wife and I each take a dollar from our wallets and put them in a special spot. We deposit what we've collected into a travel account at our bank every few months, so at the end of a year, we have $730 toward our next vacation—not counting interest.

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Place a fabric softener sheet in your suitcase when packing. It'll absorb odors and dampness and keep clothing smelling fresh. It's most beneficial in warm, humid climates and while at sea. I found this quite useful during my twenty-three years in the U.S.Navy.

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By the time I got home from my first trip to Europe in 1963, I'd collected menus from several restaurants I liked. I threw them into a box. In 1988, I returned to Europe and went to the Middle East. Once again, I picked up a few menus. This time I had them all framed and they now hang in my kitchen. Since then, I've added to the collection. It's fun looking at the prices and remembering the good times—plus they make great conversation pieces when I have a party.

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Though they're often the best deals around, don't assume that packaged vacations always offer the biggest bang for your buck. My wife and I were ready to book an air/hotel package to Maui when we noticed a sale on Aloha Airlines ($280 round trip from Oakland). I added up the total cost of the trip if purchased separately and saved $400 over comparable packages from various tour operators. We used the extra money to stay in a nicer hotel and to rent a convertible!

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Even if you're not hungry when the flight attendant comes around with the snack service, take it for later. Although peanuts may not look appetizing at 7 a.m., they will look good later if you have nothing better to eat. And it saves you from picking up something at expensive airport shops.

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You can enjoy free airport-area parking by staying the night before departure at an airport hotel or motel that offers park-and-fly rates. The cost of that overnight (which usually entitles you to two weeks of parking) is much less than what you'd otherwise pay at an airport parking lot.

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Don't assume you can save a spot at the pool with your towel. Cruise lines give you one pool towel at the start of the cruise. If you don't have it (or a cleaned trade-in) at the end, you'll get charged. If you let it out of your sight, you run the risk of losing it or having it stolen by a fellow cruiser.

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Consider asking your driver or tour guide to haggle on your behalf at bazaars and souks. (But don't let them lead you to places where they might have a connection to the shopkeeper.) The money you tip them will usually be less than the markup on prices for tourists.

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Turn off your fridge's icemaker before you leave home. And remember to empty the ice cube bin. The power was out for several days while I was away recently. When I got back, the melted ice had refrozen throughout the freezer compartment. It took forever to clean up.

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My husband packs Q-tips in a plastic cassette case. It's small and snaps shut, keeping the cotton swabs clean and dry.

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