Drop 'em off in D.C., Dee. Leave him to snore, Sue. Destroy the GPS gizmo, Huong.
And find all ten prize-winning tips from our readers who have broken up (or nearly broken up) with their lovers on the road: "Breaking Up Isn't So Hard to Do, After All."
For 50 more ways to leave your lover, listen to the Muppets—that's right, the Muppets—sing the famous Paul Simon song on YouTube. Is this a travel related topic? Well, at least its trippy.