A Wine Tour of the Rhône

By Jon Bonne
June 4, 2005
Since Roman times, this French valley has produced some of the world's best, and most diverse, wines

Walking into Domaine le Clos des Cazaux, in the village of Vacqueyras, we found an elderly French farmer standing at the counter, waiting to fill his jugs of bulk table wine. We were gleeful.

I've long enjoyed Cazaux's wines. Well regarded and an excellent buy, they can be luscious and sunny or deep and spicy. We had come to sample their better vintages. So why the excitement about a place that doles out table wine to old-timers? As visitors soon discover, France's Rhône Valley thrives on such contradictions.

It wins acclaim from critics and drinkers, but it isn't on a pedestal like Bordeaux. Its best bottles can be tucked away for decades, yet Rhône wines immediately warm to New World palates--and remain astoundingly affordable. (Just don't compare local prices to those back home; you may start crying.)

In fact, the Rhône is not one wine region but two. The vineyards of the southern Rhône spread across large swaths southeastern France, while the narrow band that makes up the northern Rhône vineyards is concentrated near the banks of the Rhône River, some 50 miles long but never more than a few miles across. The two areas are separated by about 45 miles of farmland where few grapes are grown. Wine has been made here since at least Roman times, and if modern drinkers are coming to appreciate the Rhône again, we are hardly the first.

As vintner Yves Cuilleron puts it, "The vineyards of the northern Rhône Valley were very famous a century ago. It was more expensive than Bordeaux and Champagne.

Thus a trip through the Rhône is a chance to see a land that lives and breathes wine both exalted and humble. That said, it is an embarrassment of riches. Plan in advance, or be swamped by decisions.

A week is barely enough time to scratch the surface, but that's all we had to travel up the Rhône River's spine, driving north from Aix-en-Provence through some of the best-known Rhône villages before finishing in the northern town of Ampuis.

We soon hit Tain l'Hermitage, which produces some of the region's most valued wines. It also houses one of the area's few walk-in tasting rooms. Across the river in the town of Mauves, Pierre Coursodon's winery lets you sample the ascendant St. Joseph appellation.

To the north, in Condrieu, the Francois Gerard winery offers hilltop views and a taste of the area's famous viognier-based whites. In nearby Chavanay, Yves Cuilleron's tasting room displays his highly respected bottlings. The farther north you go, the steeper the hills and more crowded the vineyards, until it seems as though the steep slopes couldn't possibly hold another vine. Lodging in wineries can be found near Tain at the Domaine du Colombier and up north in Ampuis at Domaine Barge, located in the town's center. Also near Tain is La Farella, a restored farm and traditional gite. (The owner may excuse himself to go milk the cows.)

Just to the north lies Lyon, France's second-largest city and a perfect place to finish a trip in style. Rail and air routes are plentiful.

Rhône winemakers, increasingly accustomed to tourists driving up their dusty driveways, have devised some aids for the wary traveler. The best is their comprehensive Web site (http://www.vins-Rhône.com/) with nine "wine roads: well-planned routes through the Rhône's sub-regions, complete with winery listings, contact details and driving directions. Local tourist offices also stock a paper version.

The best bet is to head for smaller villages. A place like Chateauneuf-du-Pape, an epicenter of Rhône tradition, is hardly a sleepy town anymore--and most wineries there insist on advance notice. Some do have downtown tasting rooms, such as Domaine du Pegau, which may prove the best option for quick tasting.

Reasonable lodging is plentiful. Many farmhouses have been converted into self-catering "gites or "chambers d'hotes--essentially, bed and breakfasts--and offer a pleasant and generally authentic country stay, and which are usually booked by the week. Some wineries also offer B&Bs, allowing you to spend time in a winemaker's home. And they frequently offer evening meals, usually for less than 30 euros, should you want to match food to their wine.

The Dentelles

No visit is complete without a stop along these jagged limestone ridges rising east of the city of Orange. Towns such as Gigondas, Vacqueyras and Beaumes de Venise have lent their names to popular Rhône appellations. The first two are known for their reds, the last for its sweet, slightly floral white dessert wines.

With just 650 residents, the tiny mountainside village of Gigondas is all but a required stop.

Some of the best tasting experiences can be found at caveaus (tasting rooms) operated by multiple winemakers, which provide an easy way to taste more wines with less driving. It nearly took a crowbar (actually, a lunch reservation) to pry us out of the expertly-run Caveau du Gigondas with 50 vintners. With over 50 vintners participating, we were overwhelmed by dizzyingly good vintages--the Chateau Raspail 2000, for instance or the Chateau St. Cosme 2002. Though tastings there are free, they're for serious buyers.

Visitors should also be sure to stop at individual wineries; the villages generally provide good direction signs to find their local stars. Domaine de Durban produces a delightful Beaumes de Venise, plus a charming house white for about 4 euros per bottle. Up the road, Vacqueyras wineries like Clos des Cazaux show you that, above all, most French winemakers are still humble farmers. Down the street from the Gigondas caveau, we enjoyed a memorable lunch at L'Oustalet.

Several bed and breakfasts are nearby. And just south, in the Orange suburbs, is Le Moulin des Souchieres, a quiet, friendly B&B fashioned out of an 1812 mill.

En route and in the North

Few places can offer a more authentic taste of Rhône life than Domaine Saint Luc, outside La Baume de Transit on the northern edge of the southern Rhône. Owners Ludovic and Eliance Cornillon offer rooms in their 18th century stone farmhouse, plus simple but exquisitely flavorful Provencal meals, served with their own sumptuous syrah-based wines. Their vineyards are literally three long strides beind their 18th century stone farmhouse. You can sit out back, open a bottle of red and watch the sun dip behind the rows of vines.

Crossing north of Valence, vineyards begin climbing the hillsides on either bank of the Rhône. A wine lover's path follows the water north up the N7 road on the right bank or the N86 on the left.

The Cotes du Rhône appellation familiar to many drinkers includes vineyards in both the northern and southern Rhône. Smaller appellations can be found all along. While some of the best-known, such as Cote-Rotie (north) and Chateauneuf-du-Pape (south) now command premium prices, values can be found almost everywhere. Here are the main wines you'll find along the way:

  • Red syrah: Found in both areas, but is the premier grape of the north
  • Grenache: Dominant red in the south
  • Viognier: Northern white grape
  • Marsanne and roussanne: Southern favorites
  • But with several dozen grapes native to the Rhône region, blends are a way of life:

    Cote-Rotie: Famous appellation even blends 90 percent or more syrah with just a touch of white viognier. (Field workers mix grapes together right in the picking bins.)

    Note: At least in the southern Rhône, unscheduled appearances may be OK, but an advance e-mail or phone call is a wise bet. As you move into the northern Rhône, appointments often become essential.

    Lodging

    Some properties have their own Web sites; others can be found and reserved through comprehensive listings on the Gites de France site. Those in the Vaucluse(southern) and Drome(northern) regions will probably be of most interest, though you can search a B&B by location. The gites are often rates by numbers of epis, or heads of corn, not unlike star ratings. Before you book anything, check a map.

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Northstar-at-Tahoe in California touts a stay-and-golf-or-mountain-bike deal that starts at roughly $100 a night for a family, including some free daycamp time (800/GO-NORTH or skinorthstar.com). Families on Farms Young children especially will enjoy a stay on an old-fashioned farm, where they can gather eggs, learn to fish, and feed the goats. Parents will savor the hearty meals they don't have to cook and the relaxed pace far from the city. Many of the farm families at the following locations have been welcoming guests for decades. Green Acres Farm Bed and Breakfast in Mount Joy, Pennsylvania, in the heart of the Amish countryside, is surrounded by streams, great biking roads, and even has a trampoline and playhouse for the kids. The charge: $85 a night for a family of four, including a big breakfast (717/653-4028 or thegreenacresfarm.com). The Inn at East Hill Farm in Troy, New Hampshire, is as much resort as farm, supplying three meals a day, square dances, magic shows, baby animals galore, an outdoor pool and pond, an indoor pool for rainy days, and a children's program complete with crafts and story time. Rates for a family of four with two preschoolers average just over $200 a day, including meals and activities ( 800/242-6495 or east-hill-farm.com). Bluffdale Vacation Farm, outside of Eldred, Illinois, in the Illinois River Valley, boasts 320 acres for horseback riding and boating. Rates average under $250 a day for a family of four, including activities and meals (217/983-2854 or bluffdale@irtc.net). History Made Fun Colonial Williamsburg, America's largest outdoor living history museums, is a serious place full of colorful drama that the kids won't be in a hurry to leave. They can help make bricks barefoot, bid at an auction, be a guest at a ball, play a game of lawn bowling, meet eighteenth-century colonials at the market, argue politics with Tom Jefferson, and make small talk with George Washington. Nearby are two other first-rate living history museums--Jamestown Settlement, where children learn the truth about the relationship between John Smith and Pocahontas, and Yorktown Victory Center, where they can visit a Continental Army encampment. A Revolutionary Fun Package covers four nights' lodging and unlimited five-day admission to Colonial Williamsburg, Jamestown, Yorktown, Busch Gardens Williamsburg, and Water Country U.S.A. Prices average $815 for a family of four (800/211-7169). A Condo for Your Clan Whether you want to go to the Ozarks, Orlando, or the Lake Erie Islands of Ohio, you can save big bucks renting a spacious, multi-room condo where you can cook some meals for the gang and throw in a load of laundry on the way to the pool or the tennis court. ResortQuest International and Condominium Travel Associates both have plenty of summer deals in the hottest vacation spots for under $100 a night. How about a two-bedroom condo on Sanibel Island overlooking the ocean, and complete with pool and tennis courts, for $700 a week? Call ResortQuest (877-588-5800 or resortquest.com). Or in Orlando, Condominium Travel Associates can set you up for $99 a night at a first-class one-bedroom condo right near Disney Village (800/492-6636 or condotravel.com). 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Wilderness Adventures, Family-style Far from the world of video games, computers, cell phones, and TV, Gunflint Northwoods Outfitters in Grand Marais, Minnesota, can set you up on a five-day, four-night canoe trip in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness (over 1,000 clear water lakes) with everything you need from maps to first aid kit, food, and cooking gear, for just over $1,000 for a family of four. Their Canoer Cabin packages are even cheaper, allowing you to sleep in a bunk house and canoe around the wilderness area during the day (800/328-3325 or gunflintoutfitters.com). The Appalachian Mountain Club's Pinkham Notch Lodge in New Hampshire offers family backpacking, rock climbing, and canoeing workshops as well as the chance to head out on your own in the White Mountains after a hearty breakfast, returning in time for supper. Rates start at under $150 per night for a family of four, including meals (603/466-2727 or outdoors.org). 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Camp Richardson Resort opened in the 1920s and has 38 cabins spread along 150 acres on the shores of Lake Tahoe. Here's where you'll hone either your water skiing or mountain biking skills. And there's a full service marina for everything from kayaks to powerboats. Many cabins rent for $650 a week (800/544-1801 or camprichardson.com). Jekyll Island Club Hotel resort is six miles off the coast of Georgia, and a national historic landmark, with a private beach club, golf, and miles of shoreline made for shelling, sunning, and swimming, as well as horse-drawn carriage rides. Five-night family packages include rooms in the beautiful old hotel, kids' activities, and full use of the resort for $665 (Call 800/535-9547 or jekyllclub.com). If You Don't Mind the Heat Head to Florida, Las Vegas, or Arizona for great summer deals at resorts that may be too pricey in other seasons. The kids will love the nine-acre water park at The Pointe Hilton Squaw Peak Resort in Phoenix, Arizona, complete with miniature golf, a lazy river channel for tubing, 130-foot slippery slide, and sports pools; parents will love the all-suite accommodations, the fine golf course at a nearby sister resort, and guided hikes into the adjacent mountains. (There's also a Coyote Day Camp.) Nightly summer rates start at $89 per family. Camp is extra. And ask about the Family Fun Package (800/747-7111 or pointhilton.com). Hawk's Cay Resort in the Florida Keys has resident dolphins and a learn-to-sail program. A four-day Family Island Explorer Package starts at $615, including breakfast and all kids' meals, welcome gift, and some activities. That would be $975 for a family of four for five nights (800/432-2242 or hawkscay.com). Stay at Circus Circus in Las Vegas for $49 a night per family room midweek and the kids will keep cool in The Adventuredome, the country's biggest indoor theme park. 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Call World Wide Cruises, one of the industry's largest cruise discount brokers, for family packages on other lines, like Carnival (800/882-9000 or cruises.com). Theme Park Fun Though Orlando, with its $50 per adult theme-park admissions (once tax is included), doesn't fit into our budget formula for a full week's stay, you can find excellent bargain arrangements in other theme park locations. Families can stay in the Wisconsin Dells, famed for its water parks, starting at $149 per night at the Treasure Island Waterpark Resort and also get free use of Family Land's 35-acre water park and the 55,000-square-foot Bay of Dreams water park. The nearby Flamingo Motel & Suites, where rooms average $100 a night, throws in a free ticket per room for Noah's Ark, billed as the country's largest water park. (For these and other Dells deals, call 800/223-3557 or wisdells.com.) At Cedar Point, Ohio, home of 14 heart-stopping roller coasters--more than any other park--and adjacent Soak City water park, get a two-night stay-and-play deal for the family for about $250 (419-627-2350 or cedarpoint.com). Branson, Missouri resorts also tout packages that enable a family to get two days for the price of one at Silver Dollar City theme park. Hotels start at $50 a night. Call the Branson Area Chamber of Commerce (800/214-3661 or bransonchamber.com). Luxury Camping Let's assume you crave getting back to nature but don't want to do all the work of putting up the tent and cooking the meals. Find some cheap summer flights to St. Thomas (the U.S. Virgin Islands), and you can check into Maho Bay Camps eco-resort on the beach-ringed island of St. John (a short ferry ride away), where you stay in roomy tent cottages built on platforms overlooking the sea and beaches, with spotless bathhouses nearby. The weather is terrific in summer and kids stay free. Fully equipped family tents with everything from bed linens, towels, and ice cooler to propane stove cost $70 a night. And the outdoor restaurant may be the best bargain on the island (800/392-9004 or maho.org). Or, camp along the California coast 55 miles south of San Francisco at Costanoa Coastal Lodge and Camp Pescadero, California, surrounded by thousands of acres of wilderness. The bathhouses have saunas and you can get maid service at some tents. There's plenty of hiking, naturalist-led tide pool tours, organized daily kids' activities such as fireside storytellers, and nearby mountain biking, water sports, and a monarch butterfly preserve. Rates (if you bring your own sleeping bags) start at $60 a night, with four beds in the tent and complimentary breakfast (800/738-7477, 650/879-1100, or costanoa.com). State park lodges and cabins are also affordable family bets when you don't want to pitch your own tent. Try Custer State Park in South Dakota, where you're 20 minutes from Mount Rushmore and you can take a Jeep ride through a huge buffalo herd, go horseback riding, experience a chuck wagon cookout, fish, or kayak. Cabins start at $75 a night (800/658-3530 or custerresorts.com). Lake Cumberland State Resort Park in Jamestown, Kentucky, is another good bet if your gang likes to boat, fish, or horseback ride. There's golf nearby and even a big indoor pool complex. Cottages start at under $90 a night, lodge rooms that sleep four even less (800/325-1709). Rules for a Smart Family Travel Bargain Whether it's a beach cottage, megaresort, or cruise ship, ask if there are any special family discounts. A second room for half price? Free breakfast? Grab those freebies Many vacation spots now offer coupon books on area attractions. Check with the local convention and visitors bureau before you leave home, or visit its web site. 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    Los Angeles

    Although this collection of suburbs in search of a city has been sprucing itself up quite a bit in recent years (through redevelopment of the historic Hollywood district, a newly expanded metro rail system, and new museum complexes like the jawdropping Getty Center), the old song still has it right: "L.A. is a great big freeway." So it comes as no surprise that Angeleno culinary treats, too, are spaced driving miles apart. But the actors and artists who pinch pennies while living from job to job (not to mention the enormous ethnic communities) keep alive a tasty smorgasbord of inexpensive eats amid the sprawl. Here's a native's inside scoop on nine top choices for full meals (two courses and a drink) in visitor-popular areas - even the likes of hip Sunset Boulevard and swanky Santa Monica. And remember: Always keep your eyes peeled for celebrities. They're everywhere you turn, and every once in a while they like to save a buck or two on dinner, too! El Coyote 7312 Beverly Blvd., between Fairfax and La Brea Aves., Los Angeles, 323/939-2255. A quintessential southern California Mexican cantina slinging hearty combos for $5.25. In a city that practically lives on tacos and burritos, this is an unpretentious smash, full of cheerful locals who love the Tijuana-tacky decor of faux stucco walls, chili-shaped Christmas lights, shell-frame mirrors, and waitresses dolled up in full, extravagant flamenco dresses - not to mention the large, rocket-fueled $5.35 margaritas and overflowing baskets of salty tortilla chips for 80: in the front bar. The food is hearty, tasty, and unbeatably priced - the $5.25 combo plates come with choice of taco, enchilada, tamale, or chile relleno, served with rice and beans or Mexican-style spaghetti. Add another taco or enchilada for a buck, or a plate of two low-fat ostrich tacos for $5. Still hungry? Opt for the ridiculously priced $2.75 hamburger, or a pint of albondigas (meatball soup) for $2.45. And like mama always said, there's always room for flan ($1.75). The Griddle Cafe 7916 Sunset Blvd., near Fairfax Ave. at the start of trendy Sunset Strip, Hollywood, 323/874-037). A star-studded pancake palace with tall flapjack stacks for $5.95 and 28 varieties of meal-size chili for $6.25. Arrive early at this breakfast-and-lunch-only cafe, especially on weekends, when Hollywood types (including heartthrobs like Leo DiCaprio) queue up with their cell phones and cigarettes, drooling for sumptuous pancakes and gargantuan $6.95 omelettes. There's an amusing array of flapjacks with names like "Banana Nana" (brown-sugared bananas cooked inside buttermilk batter, $5.95) and "Barry Yellow" (filled with raspberry and lemon, $6.25). "Chili My Soul," a gourmet low-fat chili cooked 30 to 50 hours, comes in an amazing 28 flavors on a sliding scale of spiciness (your waiter will happily offer you free samples). A large cup is a meal at $6.25 and comes with a choice of toppings (even, er, chocolate chips), and corn bread or tortilla chips. Birds 5925 Franklin St., near the 101 freeway, Hollywood, 323/465-0175. A short jaunt from downtown Hollywood, it's trendy yet friendly, with gigantic combination platters for $10.25. Nestled under the hills near the Hollywood sign, this eight-year-old spot is fast becoming a favorite among L.A.'s perpetually out-of-work actor/writer/artist crowd. Alfred Hitchcock flanked by crows peers from the wall as the chatty patrons dig into impossible-to-finish portions of homemade chicken meat loaf topped with marinara sauce, served with garlic mashed potatoes and steamed vegetables for $10.25. Chicken pot pie ($4.95) and generous soups like corn chowder ($4.50) spill out of 12-ounce cups; soak them up with hunks of moist corn bread. Stuffed Mediterranean roll-ups of chicken and shrimp in lavosh bread start at $6.25, including a side dish of your choice. Dine under candlelight, sit up at the bar and cheer on the local teams on TV, or enjoy sidewalk tables on Franklin, lined with 1920s buildings. And valet parking for an eatery this cheap? Only in El-Lay. Roscoe's House of Chicken 'n Waffles 1514 N. Gower St., between Hollywood and Sunset Blvds., near the 101 freeway, Hollywood, 323/466-7453. This down-home southern diner serves its eponymous specialties in filling combinations from $6.90. The first thing that strikes you is the line of customers snaking out the door. Day or night, hungry people of all races and classes patiently sit on sidewalk chairs for their chance inside this madly popular eatery that may look a little dingy, but has the warm feel of eating over at the neighbors' house. Most first-timers order the old (and satisfying) standard "1 Succulent Breast, 1 Delicious Waffle" deal for $6.90 (yes, served together on the same plate). Or $8.50 will get you a quarter of a bird smothered with gravy and onions, plus two of those hot, cakelike waffles. Or really go all out, with the heaping half-chicken (in four pieces) and two waffles for a stunning $9.95. For the adventurous, Roscoe's also serves up fresh chicken-liver omelettes with french fries for $7.75; another 20: buys giblets and rice with gravy and onions, complete with fluffy oven-fresh biscuits. Napkins are mandatory! Duke's 8909 Sunset Blvd., at San Vicente Ave., Hollywood, 310/652-3100. In the heart of the nightclub district of the Sunset Strip, here's a no-frills "rock-'n'-roll coffee shop" where musicians gorge on monster salads from $6.95. A coffee shop institution on Sunset, a stone's throw from legendary live music clubs like the Whisky A-Go-Go and the Viper Room, Duke's is a very Hollywood experience, with communal cafeteria-style tables filled with bleary-eyed musicians waking up from last night's gig and a waitstaff that runs from older ladies with bleached hair to Goth Gen-Xers grinning beneath black hair and pallid skin. Long-forgotten album covers adorn the walls, and of course there's a large gallery of actors' headshots on the walls, crying out for a job. L.A. is America's salad capital, and if you think you can't fill up on one, try Bobby's Salad for $6.95 - a heaping platter of fresh spinach, greens, mushrooms, crumbled bacon, and Parmesan cheese, served with garlic toast. The Cobb salad ($8.25) with turkey, blue cheese, and avocado is an even higher pile of greens. The omelettes ($4.95-$7.95) come in Chinese, Indonesian, Italian, Portuguese, and kosher styles, and are served with cottage fries or cottage cheese, and bagels or toast. Canter's 419 N. Fairfax Ave., near Beverly Blvd., Los Angeles, 323/651-2030. At this Jewish deli/coffee shop extraordinaire, free music plus multiple courses and a drink for $9.95 at lunch, $10.75 at dinner. The 24-hour gastronomical anchor of the traditional Jewish district of Fairfax for over 70 years, its atmosphere - plastic booths, fluorescent lighting, elderly waitresses, the Jewish-history mural outside - has barely changed since the day it opened. And oy, such a deal is it: Senior couples, yuppie families, and young partygoers all swoon over the chicken matzo ball soup with bagel chips for $3.65, potato or meat knishes for $3.75, and cheese tortellini with oven-roasted turkey and green onions in cream sauce for $4.50. The entrees are even better deals: a roast brisket of beef, potato pancake, vegetables, soup, bread and butter, choice of dessert, and coffee or tea will run just $10.75 ($9.95 at lunch). Top it all off with bakery goodies like to-die-for rugelach at 35[cents] apiece. A free bonus: The live rock and blues music in the adjoining Kibbitz Room has caught on with L.A.'s hipster crowd. Mao's Kitchen 1512 Pacific Ave., a block from the sand, Venice, 310/581-8305. A retro-communist cafeteria serving up ample Chinese fare to the local proletariat: $8 for entree, salad, and tea. Venice is currently experiencing a renaissance after a long fall from its '60s heyday, and this is a good example of it, housed in a neoclassical building with baroque columns, saved from years of neglect and painted in garish colors. Local beach residents sit at wooden picnic tables under old commie propaganda posters framed on brick walls. The food is savory Chinese country-style peasant fare and comes in portions nearly big enough for two people. For $6, try the mapo tofu with pork, chicken, or beef in a Sichuan spicy sauce and jasmine rice, or the vegetarian "Long March camp-fry" of Chinese cabbage, snow peas, and white mushrooms in a white sauce, served with jasmine rice. Add a lettuce-and-cucumber salad with a sweet-and-light vinegar dressing for a buck. Swish it down with traditional tea made from toasted grains, also for an imperialist dollar. Van Go's Ear 796 Main St., at Brooks Ave., Venice, 310/396-1987. A funky caffeine and food dispensary with generous meal combos - many vegetarian-around $8 to $9. A Venice tradition open until 3 a.m., it brims with espresso-fueled artists and alternative types munching away on large, healthy sandwiches and omelettes. Setting: a converted two-story abode with mismatched chairs, chessboards, upstairs and downstairs patios, and a mural of Vincent with neon earring. The menu names, meanwhile, mine pop culture. Try the $5.95 "Tonya Harding omelette" (four "bludgeoned and scrambled" egg whites with tomato, basil, and garlic, served with potatoes, toast, and cigarettes) and add a good-size portion of baked yams for $2.25. The "Free Willy Clinton" squash casserole of veggies and baked cheese comes with a generous salad, all for $8.95. Break your diet on the "creamy, masochistic masterpiece" desserts, $3.50 to $4.50. Toi 1120 Wilshire Blvd., at 12th St., Santa Monica, 310/394-7804. A fun, splashy Thai eatery with meal-size salads from $7 and entrées plus salad from $8. The "Rockin' Thai Food" here is appreciated by a fun, young crowd that drives out of its way to experience the sassy waitstaff, pop/rock art climbing up to the high ceilings, and video monitors playing cheesy movies from the '60s and '70s (sound thankfully turned down). Toi's $6.95 bowl of wonton soup (made extra spicy upon request) is a meal in itself; or try the barbecue "naked shrimp" salad with chili, mint, and curry sauce for $7.95. Another mouthwatering $7.95 deal: half a charbroiled chicken in Thai sauce with a side salad. Slather any dish with peanut sauce for an extra $1.

    Inspiration

    New York's Hudson Valley

    Ever since the Dutch patroons settled the green hills that flank the Hudson River in the seventeenth century, aristocrats have been building their dream homes along its scenic banks; today many are open to the public, offering a glimpse into the rarified world of America's early movers and shakers. Built mostly on the eastern bank, they cover every style in the book, from Gothic to Beaux-Arts to Federal; this concentrated wealth of historic architecture, unique in the United States, can easily fill a week's drive or more (especially during its gorgeous fall foliage season), but you can take in the approximately 130-mile stretch from New York City to the town of Hudson in as little as three or four packed days. In New York City, car rental outfits are plentiful; cut rates in half by renting at Newark Airport. Invest in a good regional map and head north on the Henry Hudson Parkway, which leads into the Saw Mill River Parkway and to Tarrytown, the first stop. From there, scenic Route 9 links the rest of the towns, though the Taconic State Parkway may be used when time is short. And you can save bucks as well as time by following a classic itinerary focusing on the historic highlights and patronizing the clusters of economical motels and dining spots where you can eat well for less than $15 a person. Note that most attractions close from approximately November through April, with some opening again briefly in December with romantic holiday candlelight tours; always check when planning your trip. New York City to Tarrytown (25 Miles) Head north out of Manhattan on the Henry Hudson Parkway, past white birch trees and the occasional creek tumbling over mossy boulders, the boxy tenements of the Bronx melting into inviting forests freckled with red-brick and white-clapboard towns. In well under an hour - but light-years away from Manhattan - you make your first stop, the pretty village of Tarrytown. This is Sleepy Hollow country, so don't miss Sunnyside (W. Sunnyside Lane, 914/591-8763), the riverfront homestead of that tale's writer, Washington Irving. This Dutch stone cottage "all made up of gable ends, angles and corners," in Irving's words, makes an excellent spot for a picnic. Adjacent is Lyndhurst (635 S. Broadway, 914/631-4481), a sprawling jumble of towers, rose windows, and steep roofs that's America's finest example of Gothic revival. This 1838 cross between an Arthurian fantasy castle and a setting for a romance novel is dressed in "Sing Sing marble" quarried by inmates from the notorious Ossining prison nearby. The elaborate interior fools our eyes with trompe l'oeil plaster passing for marble, mahogany, and flocking, a technique then much in vogue (and ironically more expensive than the real thing). It's pricey, but you do get a lot of sightseeing bang for those bucks at Kykuit ("KIKE-it," Dutch for "lookout"; 914/631-8200), a wisteria-clad stone mansion built in 1913 for John D. Rockefeller and which housed four generations of his clan before joining the National Trust as a historic site. Approaching on the shuttle from the Kykuit Visitor Center at Philipsburg Manor in Sleepy Hollow, the scale of the grounds is impressive, stretching down to the river and dotted with Governor Nelson Rockefeller's modern sculptures. The gardens, fountains, and vistas are worth the trip in and of themselves, but the house also offers great artworks, furniture, and Oriental porcelain, and there's even a fascinating collection of classic cars in the coach barn.  SleepsSaw Mill River Motel (25 Valley Ave., Elmsford, 914/592-7500, sawrivermotel.com) Just outside Tarrytown, a pleasant, two-story red-brick affair with 127 rooms. Elmsford Motel (19 Tarrytown Rd., 914/592-5300) A more basic but clean and quite presentable 48-roomer. Eats In the small but lively Tarrytown downtown, inexpensive restaurants abound despite the upscale look. Top picks: Bella's Restaurant (5 South Broadway, 914/332-0444) Plain, honest diner-style food in a plain, honest setting; entrées $6.25 to $11.25 with bread, salad, and two sides. Main Street Pizza (47 Main St., 914/631-3300, mainstreetpizzatarrytown.com) The pizza's great, but the dinners ($5.75 to $12, including bread and either pasta or salad) are even better in this sparkling tiled eatery. Tarrytown to Hyde Park (55 Miles) The next morning, pick up Route 9 for the idyllic 25-mile drive to the town of Garrison, where Boscobel (1601 Rte. 9D, 845/265-3638; boscobel.org), a 12-room mustard-and-cream Federal-style frame house, was built in 1808 for a certain States Morris Dyckman upon his return from England (where, like many staunch loyalists, he'd fled after the British defeat in the revolution - not unlike King Charles II, who hid from the anti-Royalist troops of Oliver Cromwell in the English forest for which the house is named). Simple and practical, the period furnishings are a far cry from the overwrought Victoriana of some of the area's other manses. Don't miss the floor in the entry hall; a cloth painted to look like marble. From here, time permitting, two great side trips across the Tappan Zee Bridge are the military academy at West Point (845/938-2638; general admission free, guided bus tour $6 adults, under 12 $3) and the Storm King modern art center (Old Pleasant Hill Road, Mountainville, 845/534-3115; adults $7, seniors $5, students $3, under 5 free). Continue north into nearby Cold Spring, one of the Valley's more charming - though admittedly expensivish - towns (though with several decently priced dining spots). Stroll along Main Street, admire the neat Victorian homes and poke around the many shops and antiques dealers that have sprung up to serve the weekend hordes from New York. Another 27 miles on Route 9 will take you to Hyde Park (zooming through the sprawl of Poughkeepsie), in terms of mansions perhaps the Valley's mother lode. Its pi`ce de résistance is the Franklin Delano Roosevelt National Historic Site (Rte. 9, 845/229-9115; nps.gov/hofr), the birthplace, home, and gravesite of our 32nd president. Dating from the early nineteenth century, the Georgian colonial revival edifice (known as Springwood) offers a fascinating look into his life with furnishings, busts, and memorabilia. The first-ever Presidential Library and Museum is here, too, born of FDR's desire to provide future generations with easy access to the documents of his presidency. The museum offers thought-provoking exhibits ranging from his role in World War II to his White House desk to Eleanor Roosevelt (whose Dutch-style hideaway, Val-Kill, is also on the estate and visitable). De rigueur for students of excess, on the other hand, is the nearby Vanderbilt Mansion (Rte. 9, 845/229-9115; nps.gov/vama). The most opulent - some might say tacky - of the houses, the 55-room Italian Renaissance extravaganza was built by Frederick Vanderbilt (grandson of Cornelius, the original robber baron) at the height of the Gilded Age of the 1890s, a time when famous (and infamous) financiers and magnates rode roughshod over the American landscape. A highlight is the boudoir of Louise Vanderbilt, done up in a style I call "Liberace gone loco"-an orgy of curlicues, tapestries, and gilding. Use Hyde Park as a base for checking out lots of other attractions within striking distance: apart from the Samuel Morse home and museum in Poughkeepsie (2683 South Rd., 845/454-4500; lgny.org), nearby are several pick-your-own apple and berry farms (I especially like Greig Farm on Pitcher Lane in Red Hook, 845/758-1234); the Old Rhinebeck Aerodrome in Rhinebeck (44 Stone Church Rd., Rhinebeck, 845/758-8610; museum $6 adults, $2 ages 6-10, weekdays; museum/air show $12 adults, $5 ages 6-10, weekends), a museum and summertime air show featuring World War I aircraft; and the Omega Institute (150 Lake Dr., Rhinebeck, 800/944-1001), a moderately priced New Age resort east of Rhinebeck that from May to October offers summer-camp-style pleasures mixed with classes and talks on topics both familiar and far-out. Sleeps  The Inn at Hyde Park (537 Rte. 9; 845/229-9161) Twenty-two smallish, plainish units in a beige woodframe motel across from Rollermagic. Doubles $55-$65. The Roosevelt Inn (4360 Rte. 9, 845/229-2443, fax 845/229-0026) Twenty-five clean-cut, basic rooms in a brown-shuttered building; doubles from $45-$55. Vanderbilt Motel (Rte. 9 at Linden La., 845/229-7100, fax 845/229-5312) A tad dated and no pool, but still a good value at $49-$64; 18 rooms. Golden Manor (522 Rte. 9, 845/229-2157) A charming Greek Revival-style motel with 38 impeccable rooms and a large outdoor swimming pool, run by a welcoming Korean-American family; doubles $45-$65. Super 8 Motel (4142 Rte. 9, 845/229-0088, fax 845/229-8088) Cute faux-Tudor two-story property with 61 comfortable rooms, $69-$100. Eats Cold Spring: Cold Spring Depot (1 Depot Sq., 845/265-2305) Possibly the most happening spot in town, with indoor/outdoor seating and a menu whose best bets are daily specials and pub food, served with sides or salad, $8 to $15. Cold Spring Pizza (120 Main St., 845/265-9512) A full Italian menu (ranging from $5.50 to $12) and quality pizzas in a simple setting. Hyde Park: Pete's Famous Diner/Restaurant (546 Rte. 9, 845/229-1475) Better-than-diner fare in a cute setting. Best deal: $7-to-$10 combo platters including sides, soup, and salad. Eveready Diner (540 Rte. 9; 845/229-8100) Cheerful Art Deco-style chrome diner offering home-style dinners for $7-12, including fresh veggies, salad, and bread. Best Wok (Hyde Park Plaza, Rte. 9, 845/229-0319) Simple but tasty Chinese take-out joint with a handful of tables; entrées around $7 and combination platters (with fried rice and egg roll) around $6. Hyde Park to Hudson (35 Miles) The northernmost stretch of our Route 9 itinerary includes some jewels of its own, including Clermont, a white-frame colonial-era landmark tucked away in northern Dutchess County, so we cruise north, sometimes on Route 9, sometimes along hilly country lanes bordered by low stone walls and fruit orchards, with quick stops along the way at the grand Mills Mansion (Old Post Rd., Staatsburg, 845/889-8851; adults $3, ages 5-12 $1), another Gilded Age robber baron's playground between Hyde Park and Rhinebeck, and at Montgomery Place (845/758-5461; adults $6, seniors $5, ages 5-17 $3), a lovely nineteenth-century jewel on Annandale-on-Hudson's picturesque River Road. North of Red Hook and west of Route 9 (518/537-4240; adults $3, seniors $2, kids 5-12 $1) is the oldest (1730s) and charmingly simplest of the riverfront estates - Clermont, the ancestral homestead of the Livingston clan. George Washington and other founding fathers really did sleep here; it was, in fact, Robert Livingston who administered the oath of office to our first president and served as minister to France. As if that weren't enough, he also bankrolled Robert Fulton's history-making steamboat - which took its name from the house and stopped by in 1807 on its maiden voyage down the Hudson. From Clermont, the last half-hour stretch of Route 9 takes you past more orchards and on to the once-roughneckish town of Hudson, a former whaling center that fell on hard times when that industry went belly up, and more recently has reinvented itself as the Valley's antiques capital, with pricey consignment shops everywhere you look and even the occasional celebrity driving up from New York to refurbish the penthouse (fortunately, most lodging and restaurant prices haven't yet gone similarly upscale). Take a leisurely stroll through the restored red-brick downtown, which mostly means Warren Street and antiquing. Not all of it's priced out of reach; some surprising, smaller values can still be snagged here. Two more local manses merit stops. In the town of Kinderhook about a half hour north on Route 9H is Lindenwald (518/758-9689; adults $2, under 16 free), the eclectic Victorian home and farm of Martin van Buren. Our eighth president may not be our best known, but he did help lay the foundations for the partisan politics we all know and love. The second house is one of the Hudson Valley's funkiest sights, perched high on a hill four miles south of Hudson and right across from the Rip Van Winkle Bridge leading across the Hudson to the Catskills. Commanding a view of the mighty Hudson slicing through wooded hills, Olana (Rte. 9G, 518/828-0135; adults $3, seniors $2, kids 5-12 $1) is the the quirky Persian-style home of nineteenth-century landscape painter Frederick Church that has caused many a jaw (my own included) to literally drop. Inside, the decor is eclectic but heavy on Islamic art. In a way, it's more about the setting than the house-which, while interesting enough with its fancy brickwork and Victorianoid turrets, is clunky in its attempt to re-create the subtleties of Middle Eastern architecture in a New World setting. From Hudson, drive directly back to New York City in two hours on the Taconic Parkway or the New York State Thruway, cut eastward to the Berkshires of Massachusetts on Route 23, or continue north toward Albany and western New York. The Hudson Valley may be a shiny touristic jewel in New York State's crown, but this is a region that just keeps on giving. Sleeps Warren Inn (731 Warren St., 518/828-9477, fax 518/828-3575) The Valley's best value, a former movie theater with 14 lovely, recently renovated rooms for $45 double year-round right in the historic district. Joslen Motor Lodge (320 Joslen Blvd., off Rte. 9, 518/828-7046) Sixteen fresh and impeccable units five minutes north of downtown; doubles $60-$70 ($100 with a kitchenette). St. Charles Hotel (16-18 Park Place, 518/822-9900, fax 518/822-0835) For a touch of class, this elegant, 34-room property, recently renovated, rents out doubles from $79-$119 year-round. EatsColumbia Diner & Restaurant (717 Warren St., 518/828-9083) Simple, honest food and value in an authentic chrome diner; seven or so daily specials (with sides) $4 to $6. Earth Foods Cafe Deli (523 Warren St., 518/822-1396) Freshly prepared, wholesome fare from $6 to $12 in a rustic cafe in the thick of downtown.

    Waikiki Differently

    The cheapest airfares to Hawaii, the least expensive air-and-land packages, and most of the desirable budget hotels are found to and on the island of Oahu, in the city of Honolulu, near Waikiki Beach. But lodging in Waikiki usually means crowds and commercialism (and nearby skyscrapers). How can you minimize this big-city feel and enjoy a vacation resembling your ideal vision of Hawaii? Enjoying Waikiki differently means, first of all, finding a comfortable, well-maintained hotel in a quiet area, with decent-size rooms and pleasant price policies. In the 1960s, the streets around Waikiki Beach were lined with such inexpensive, low-rise, family-run apartment-hotels, nothing fancy, with standard-issue but appealing units, just half a block from the beach. A few still exist, like the sand- and blue-green-colored, two-story Kai Aloha Apartment Hotel (235 Saratoga Rd., 808/923-6723, fax 808/922-7592, e-mail: kai.aloha@gte.net), just across the street from Fort DeRussy Park. The 18 studios and one-bedroom units, starting at $65, still hang on to the retro decor of their 1955 origins, but definitely offer a homey, comfortable feel, and feature kitchens (full kitchens in the one-bedrooms, kitchenettes in the studios) plus the added bonus of daily maid service, air-conditioning, cable TV, and even voice mail. A large outdoor deck on the second floor is a great place to sip early-morning coffee or gaze at the sun sinking into the Pacific. Just up the street is a similar throwback to the halcyon '50s and '60s: the three-story, light-gray concrete Aloha Punawai (305 Saratoga Rd., 808/923-5211, fax 808/622-4688, alternative-hawaii.com/alohapunawai), with splashy red Torch Ginger plants lining the small patio area. The 18 immaculate white-on-white units all come with full kitchens, starting at just $58 a day if you stay a week or $63 a day for shorter visits. Around the corner is another 1950s-ish apartment/hotel, Hale Pua Nui Hotel (228 Beach Walk Ave., 808/923-9693, fax 808/923-9678), a four-story walk-up not quite as charming as its neighbors. The 22 small, well-lived-in units have a more spartan look with two single beds, a small table, air-conditioning, TV, phone, kitchenette, and a no-frills price of $57 for two. Among my other Waikiki favorites, much in the same style, is the flamingo-pink Royal Grove (151 Uluniu Ave., 808/923-7691, fax 808/922-7508, royalgrovehotel.com), just a couple of blocks from Kapiolani Park. This cozy, family-owned hotel (just 85 rooms, all with kitchenettes) is built around a courtyard pool, with the beach just a three-minute walk away. For $42.50 you get a basic room along the lines of Motel 6, with two twin beds, TV, and phone, just one block from the bus line. For $14.50 more, you can get a unit with air-conditioning. Book seven nights or more from April to November, and you'll get a discount on the already low rates. Newer and without kitchenettes, but an always-reliable source of low-budget rooms, is the ten-story, recently renovated Aston Waikiki Grand (134 Kapahulu Ave., 800/535-0085, fax 808/923-4708, aston-hotels.com), with a pool, bar, restaurant, and year-round specials starting at $58 for a city view and $68 for an ocean view. But along with the rates, it's the prime location that makes this particular hotel so appealing -- right across the street from the Honolulu Zoo and lush Kapiolani Park, and a stone's throw from the quiet Queen's Surf Beach. And finally, if you are on a very tight budget and don't mind a 10- to 12-minute walk to the beach, Edmunds Hotel Apartments (2411 Ala Wai Blvd., 808/923-8381), which faces the Ala Wai Canal, has modest studios with small kitchenettes (but no phones and no A/C) for the low rate of $40 for singles and $45 for doubles. A block away is the six-story, sparkling white concrete Holiday Surf (2303 Ala Wai Blvd., 808/923-8488, fax 808/923-1475) with 34 well-scrubbed studios and one-bedroom apartments, complete with full kitchen and the added bonus of air-conditioning. By bargaining a bit with manager Patrick Chun, you can get the price down to $68 during the slow season (March 16 to June 30 and September 1 to December 15). Otherwise rates jump up to $95. Grocery shopping in Hulaland With kitchens in your accommodations, you'll need to get bargain-priced groceries. But since Waikiki does not have any supermarkets, you'll have to venture out: The cheapest way to find normally priced groceries (especially fresh vegetables and fruit) is either to walk over to the People's Open Market, located at Kapiolani Park (on the corner of Monsarrat and Paki Avenues, every Wednesday from 10 to 11 a.m.), or to take a 20-minute bus ride to the open-air markets in Chinatown (in downtown Honolulu). Shopping in Chinatown not only saves you money but can be an adventure in itself. From Waikiki take the city bus, appropriately named TheBus, numbers 2 or 20. Get off at Hotel Street (ask the driver to tell you when you get there). This was a "good time" street during World War II, when pool halls and beer joints lined the curbs and prostitutes were plentiful. Today, small shops, from art galleries to ethnic restaurants, have replaced all the relics of ill repute. From Hotel Street follow the sweet tropical fragrances wafting through the air to Maunakea Street, where numerous lei shops line the street, with their makers stringing some of the most beautiful leis in the islands at some of the best prices (starting at $2.50). At the corner of Maunakea and King Streets (look for two fire-breathing dragon statues guarding a local bank), turn right. Near the corner is the Viet Hoa Chinese Herb Shop (162 N. King St.), where a Chinese herbalist acts as both doctor and pharmacist, diagnosing patients and then prescribing the appropriate herb from hundreds of specimens in the shop ranging from sweet-smelling flowers to pungent powders made from things like antelope antler. Across the street is the Oahu Market Place, an open-air market where you'll find everything you need (fruits, vegetables, meat, poultry, fish, etc.) and a few things you have probably never heard of (salted jellyfish, pipikala, thousand-year-old eggs, etc.). The vendors each have their own stalls and love to "talk story" with visitors, explaining what they sell and giving instructions on how to prepare Hawaii's treats, ranging from cutting a papaya to the best way to cook the local catch of the day. Step back in time with historical and cultural tours Plan to spend some time roaming around Chinatown, taking in the exotic smells and shops. If you would like a more formal visit to this historic area, the Chinese Chamber of Commerce (42 N. King St., at Smith St., 808/533-3181), has tours at 9:30 a.m. every Tuesday for $5 per person. Chinatown isn't the only area that has changed with time; the Waikiki you see today bears no resemblance to the area of yesteryear, a place of vast taro fields, dotted with numerous fish ponds and gardens tended by thousands of people. This picture of old Waikiki can be recaptured by following the Waikiki Historic Trail, a meandering two-mile walk with 20 bronze surfboard markers (standing as they do at 6'5" tall, you can't miss 'em), complete with descriptions and archive photos of the historic sites. The markers note everything from Waikiki's ancient fish ponds to the history of the Ala Wai Canal. Free walking tours are conducted Monday through Friday from 9 to 10:30 a.m. and Saturdays from 4:30 to 6 p.m.; meet at the beachside surfboard marker at the entrance to Kapiolani Park, on Kalakaua Avenue, across from the Honolulu Zoo. For more information contact 808/841-6442, waikikihistorictrail.com. Other interesting tours include a guided walking tour of downtown Honolulu's historic sights conducted by the Mission Houses Museum (553 S. King St., at Kawaiahao St., 808/531-0481; take TheBus no. 2) on Thursdays from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m.; $20 for adults, $18 for seniors, $16 for students, and children under five are free; the fee includes a tour of the museum as well as the downtown area. Or try archaeology tours of Honolulu, a temple tour, and other walks conducted by the Hawaii Geographic Society (808/538-3952); or purchase the society's self-guided Historic Downtown Honolulu Walking Tour for $3. Cheap eats: Where the locals eat for less than $12 At the intersection of Kapahulu and Kilauea Avenues, an easy 15-minute stroll from Queen's Surf Beach, directly inland on Kapahulu, a hands-down local favorite, Irifune (563 Kapahulu Ave., 808/737-1141), is virtually unknown to tourists. Yet it serves full meals of garlic ahi tuna or seared sashimi, miso soup, rice, and large side dishes for less than $10! The decor is eclectic, with fishing nets, masks, posters, and the visual remnants of the beauty salon it once was. Go early -- there's usually a line of hungry people. For other frugal meals, go ethnic. For $7 to $12 you can get a complete dinner (from credible Mexican fare to surprisingly tasty Jamaican chicken to blackened mahimahi) at the always lively Cha Cha Cha (342 Seaside Ave., 808/923-7797). On the other side of Waikiki, the elegant, orchid-filled Keo's in Waikiki (Ambassador Hotel, 2028 Kuhio Ave., 808/951-9355), features Thai delicacies (a host of curries, pad Thai, and treats in basil-coconut-chili sauce) for $7 to $13. For more variety, walk or take TheBus (nos. 19, 20, or 55) down Ala Moana Boulevard to the warehouse atmosphere and home-style cooking of Kakaako Kitchen (Ward Centre, 1200 Ala Moana Blvd., 808/596-7488), offering local-style breakfast, lunch, and dinner for way under $12. The ever-changing fare, served on Styrofoam plates, includes entrees like charbroiled ahi tuna steak, five-spice shoyu chicken, and its very popular meat loaf. Or try one of the Ba-le Sandwich Shops (in a variety of locations, including the Ala Moana Shopping Center, 808/944-4752) just a few blocks down the street. It's hard to spend more than $7 for the French and Vietnamese specials, including pho, croissant sandwiches, and complete dinners. Other bargains at the Ala Moana Shopping Center include Curry House Coco Ichibanya (808/947-4889), Patti's Chinese Kitchen (808/946-5002), and Tsuruya Noodle Shop (808/946-7214). If you can't decide on what you want, walk around the corner from the Ala Moana Shopping Center, where the casual I Love Country Cafe (Ala Moana Plaza, 451 Piikoi St., 808/596-8108) has a huge range of entrees - from cheese steaks to healthy veggie fare - for under $9 (including salad) again served on Styrofoam plates and Formica-topped tables. Beyond the beach Apart from its many beachy, watery activities (surfing, sailing, snorkeling, canoeing, kayaking, and even vegging out on the sand), Waikiki also offers budget golf (Ala Wai Golf Course, 404 Kapahulu Ave., 808/296-2000, just $42, half price after 3:30 p.m.), free tennis (Diamond Head Tennis Courts, Kapiolani Park, on Paki Ave.), free Hawaiian music (wander down Waikiki Beach at sunset, bring a beach mat, sit on the sand outside such hotels as Hilton Hawaiian Village, Sheraton Waikiki, Halekulani, and Sheraton Moana Surfrider, and enjoy the nightly entertainment without even having to buy a drink; or, on Tuesdays through Thursdays, take in the free Kodak Hula Show in the Waikiki Band Shell in Kapiolani Park at 10 a.m.), and free museums (the U.S. Army Museum, in Fort DeRussy Park, features military memorabilia dating from ancient Hawaii to the present, and the Father Damien Museum, 130 Ohua Ave., 808/923-2690, spotlights the famous priest's work with leprosy patients on Molokai). There's even a daily art show at the Art Mart, on Monsarrat Ave., on the fence facing the Honolulu Zoo, where you'll find local artists working on and displaying their recent creations. And don't leave Waikiki without heading out to the other side of the island to see the Polynesian Culture Center (55-370 Kamehameha Hwy., Laie, 800/367-7060, polynesia.com), a 42-acre lagoon/park that re-creates the traditional villages (along with customs, songs, and daily living) of the islands of Hawaii, Tonga, Fiji, Samoa, the Marquesas, New Zealand, and Easter. You travel through this living museum on foot or by canoe, visiting each village, where natives from that Polynesian island (students attending the Hawaii branch of Brigham Young University) share their culture with you. The park, which is operated by the Mormons, also features an outstanding and renowned evening stage show (a giant open-air amphitheater of Radio City Music Hall-like quality) celebrating the music, dance, history, and culture of Polynesia. Since a visit can take up to eight hours, it's a good idea to arrive when the gates open at 12:30 p.m. Admission to the park and evening stage show begins at $35 ($20 for ages 5 to 11). A $49 ticket ($32 children) includes an all-you-can-eat buffet dinner. The cheapest way to get there is via TheBus, no. 55, $1.50 each way. The easiest way to get there is via the Polynesian Cultural Center coaches, which will transport you in air-conditioned splendor for $15 round-trip. Paradise packaged The most cost-effective way to vacation in Hawaii is by booking an all-inclusive package that includes some combination of airfare, accommodations, airport transfers, and maybe some sightseeing. If you want to check out one of America's most famous beaches before mid-December, we found such deals as eight days in Waikiki with air for $505 from Los Angeles, or $763 for six days with air from New York or Chicago, including airport transportation and lei greeting (Pleasant Hawaiian Holidays, 800/242-9244, pleasantholidays.com); or seven nights in Waikiki with air from Florida for $829 (Lowest Fare.com, 888/444-5555, lowestfare.com).