Secret Hotels of the Dordogne

By Margie Rynn
April 2, 2008
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The Dordogne River valley is one of the most beautiful areas in France—and there are plenty of stylish hotels where even a weak dollar goes far.

MONTIGNAC
Le Bellevue

Overlooking umpteen miles of rolling hills and the tiny town of Montignac, these basic accommodations offer a view that your average luxury hotel would kill for. Not only that, but the setting is appealingly serene—there's nothing around but fields and farmland. (You might even forget that the Lascaux Cave, home of France's most famous prehistoric paintings, is just a five-minute walk away.) Though none of the five rooms gets the view face-on, you can take in the scenery over café au lait in the breakfast room or simply plop down on the hillside at any time of day. One of the rooms has a small private terrace, so book well ahead; unlike most of these hotels, Le Bellevue is open year-round. Regourdou, 011-33/5-53-51-81-29, chambres-montignac.com, $55$59.

LES EYZIES-DE-TAYAC
Les Glycines

Les Eyzies is a bustling town that sells itself as Cro-Magnon Central because it's an ideal base for visiting the area's prehistoric sites. Hovering on the outskirts, Les Glycines is a hotel that offers stylish comfort in a low-key, no-pressure kind of way. What started out as a 19th-century postal relay has been turned into an assortment of inviting rooms decorated in a soothing palette of cream, taupe, and beige. The rooms that have a view cost more, but for the extra €30, you'll be able to contemplate the splendid garden, pool, and landscape first thing in the morning. Many of the ingredients for the gourmet meals served in Les Glycines' dining room come from the enormous potager, or kitchen garden. 4 ave. de Laugerie, 011-33/5-53-06-97-07, les-glycines-dordogne.com, $136$239, half pension is from $286 for two people (half pension is mandatory from mid-July through August).

Le Moulin de la Beune

The small, family-run hotel has a lot of charm thanks to co-owner Annick Soulié, who believes that her job is "to make people happy." The old stone building is a vine-covered, 17th-century mill. The rooms are simple, but the nice draperies give them a little personality. If your room faces the stream, you'll be treated to the sound of water rushing by, which would be idyllic if it weren't for the traffic on the road during high season (it calms down after 7 p.m.). With what you've saved on your room, you can treat yourself to a meal at the acclaimed restaurant, Au Vieux Moulin; the chef is Annick's husband, Georges Soulié. Be careful not to fall into the stream after you indulge in a few glasses of Bergerac. 2 rue du Moulin Bas, 011-33/5-53-06-94-33, moulindelabeune.com, $90$103, half pension is from $212 for two people; dinner from $47.

LE COUX ET BIGAROQUE
Le Chambellan

A couple of years ago, Virginie and Philippe Vue, young professionals from Normandy, gave their lives a makeover. They moved to the sleepy hamlet of Le Coux et Bigaroque, about 20 miles west of Sarlat, where they spruced up three stone buildings once affiliated with the church across the street; there are 15 guest rooms. Though the lodgings are still somewhat humble, the surroundings are so lovely you'll easily forgive a few spots on the carpet: The courtyard is filled with flowers and trees, and the Dordogne flows just half a mile away. In fact, a short walk takes you to one of the river's few official beaches, where there's a lifeguard on duty during high season. The Vues live on-site with their three children, who'll share their slide and swing set with younger guests. Families will also appreciate the larger rooms, which can sleep four or five. Breakfast and dinner are served in the airy dining room or outside under the trellis. Le Chambellan is closed in December and January. Place de l'Église, 011-33/5-53-29-90-11, coux-et-bigaroque.fr/chambellan, $71, half pension is $136 for two people.

SARLAT
La Maison des Peyrat

Sarlat is probably the prettiest town in the Dordogne, but its popularity can make for a less-than-tranquil experience—all the more reason to stay at La Maison des Peyrat, about half a mile uphill in a residential neighborhood. The long, one-story stone building dates back to the Middle Ages and at various times was a hospital for plague victims, a residence for nuns, and a farm. (Part of its appeal was ample water—note the well in what is now the hotel's reception area.) Current owners Martine and Jean-Luc Ginestet preserved the historic character of the building, while also injecting a dash of modern design. The result is 10 simple, airy rooms in light colors and with rattan furniture; common areas feature exposed beams and original artwork, including some of Martine's sculptures. Outside, a chestnut tree shades the terrace where breakfast and dinner are served in good weather, and foliage surrounds the building and the swimming pool. If you stay for a few days, you'll probably end up partaking in the afternoon apéro, when everyone gathers for a drink while the sun goes down. Le Lac de la Plane, 011-33/5-53-59-00-32, maisondespeyrat.com, $100$140, half pension is from $189 for two people.

Le Mas de Castel

Just a couple of miles south of Sarlat is a small hotel that feels like it's leagues away from tourists and crowds. Everything about it is soft-spoken, including owner Francine Charpenet Mottet, who transformed the family farm into a relaxing vacation spot. The grounds feature a pool, a garden, and rosebushes, and there are even plans to create a picnic area for guests. "Comfort" rooms are decorated in yellows, blues, and reds; the larger "superior" rooms (€10 more) have private entrances and terraces that open out onto the garden. While the hotel has no restaurant, if you opt for a superior room, you can picnic at your outdoor table. Le Mas de Castel is one of the rare hotels in the area with a handicapped-accessible room; in any event, most rooms are on the ground floor. The cone-roofed structure next to the pool is a re-creation of a borie—mortarless, flat-stone huts that have existed for thousands of years in the south of France. Le Sudalissant, 011-33/5-53-59-02-59, hotel-lemasdecastel.com, $89$139.

LA ROQUE-GAGEAC
La Belle Étoile

Hovering over the banks of the Dordogne, the ancient auberge (no one knows exactly how old it is) has 15 spacious rooms and a superb restaurant. In fact, chef Régis Ongaro owns the hotel—it's been in his family for four generations. The same attention that gets showered on the food is apparent in the hotel's service: Guests' comfort is clearly a priority. There's nothing particularly hip about the decor, which includes gold-toned fabrics and regional antiques, but the soothing atmosphere is a perfect counterpoint to the buzz just outside. The medieval town butts up against—and parts of it are carved into—a cliff in a bend of the river, and its beauty draws crowds in high season. If you're searching for solitude, hunker down in the hotel's sitting room. The windows and high ceilings let in lots of light, and the hunting-lodge decor will help you forget the 21st century. Le Bourg, 011-33/5-53-29-51-44, sarlat-tourisme.com (click on "Hotels and guest houses"; then check off "Village" and "Logis de France," and click "Search"), $111, half pension (for stays longer than three nights) is $230 for two; dinner starts at $38 (reserve a week in advance).

VITRAC
La Treille

Philippe Latreille's great-great-grandmother used to run a ferry from the landing just down the street from this old stone house, steering the wooden boat across the river herself. Once the bridge was built, the ferry ser­vice folded, and she had to come up with another way to feed the family. For the first 100 years of its existence, La Treille was simply a restaurant; the hotel opened in 1960. While the restaurant is still the main attraction—Latreille is a well-known chef—the hotel is a worthwhile value. Several of the seven rooms in the main building look out onto a garden; two face the road (one of the main routes to Sarlat, it can get clogged during high season; fortunately, traffic disappears by evening). An annex is home to a few family-size rooms. The hotel's name, by the way, refers not only to the owners, but also to the century-old grape arbor (treille) on the restaurant's terrace. Philippe Latreille offers on-site cooking classes to small groups, except in July and August; the hotel is open all year. Le Port, 011-33/5-53-28-33-19, latreille-perigord.com, $77$121, half pension is from $201 for two people.

ROCAMADOUR
Domaine de la Rhue

After raising sheep for 15 years, Eric Jooris wanted a change. So he transformed the 19th-century stables on the family property into a beautiful country inn. The beams that used to separate the horse stalls have been incorporated into the spacious lobby, and the latticed ceiling support is exposed on the upper floor. That said, you won't be sleeping on straw. The hotel was completed 18 years ago, but you'd never know from looking at the rooms, which are spotless, with an uncluttered, elegant look. The generosity of space is rare in French lodgings: Ceilings are high, and windows are plentiful. The view adds to the effect—aside from the enormous manor house out back (that's where Jooris's parents live), all you see are vast fields and open countryside. A hiking trail leads to the chapels and churches of Rocamadour, a spectacular medieval pilgrimage site carved into a cliff. If you don't feel like walking, you can drive there in a matter of minutes. 011-33/5-65-33-71-50, domainedelarhue.com, $111$214.

Dordogne Basics

GETTING THERE The Dordogne River valley is within the area known as Périgord, and the French use the terms interchangeably. The flights from Paris–Orly to Bordeaux are about an hour long; you can rent a car in Bordeaux and drive to Périgueux in about 90 minutes. You might also take the high-speed TGV train from Paris to Bordeaux (three hours), or a regular train to Brive-la-Gaillarde (four hours) or Souillac (4½ hours), and then rent a car. Driving from Paris to Souillac via the autoroute (a toll highway) takes approximately five hours.

RATES All rates are for two people staying in high season (generally mid-June through mid-September). Many Dordogne hotels offer an option called half pension, which covers the room, breakfast, and dinner. The half-pension menu is usually more limited than the regular one. Unless otherwise specified, the hotels in this article close from the beginning of November through Easter.

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Trip Coach: April 1, 2008

Jeff Dickey: Hello, I'm Jeff Dickey (sometimes called J.D.), writer for Rough Guides, here to discuss the many aspects of traveling to Washington, D.C.—capital of our nation and home to presidents from Adams to Bush, musicians from Chuck Brown to Henry Rollins, civil rights pioneers from Frederick Douglass to Mary McLeod Bethune, and scores of pundit-journalists, political rogues, and other colorful characters. It's a great place to visit, starting about this time of the year when the cherry blossoms appear, so let's begin the chat! _______________________ Orlando, Fla.: We will be staying in a vacation home in D.C. What is the best way to get to Mt. Vernon if you don't have a car, and how much time should one schedule for a visit there? Jeff Dickey: To reach Mount Vernon, you can go by tour bus via Gray Line or Tourmobile (usually a complete four-hour trip for each) or by boat from Southwest D.C. or Alexandria, Va., through Spirit Cruises or Potomac Riverboat Company, respectively. The cheapest way is to take the Yellow Line Metro and hook up with a Fairfax Connector bus, although obviously this will take the greatest amount of time to get from D.C. proper to the estate. Cyclists may also enjoy taking the 18-mile Mount Vernon Trail from Theodore Roosevelt Island, near Arlington, to the home of the nation's first president. Three hours should be sufficient time to view the estate, although you'll want to budget a little more time to see Washington's gristmill and distillery, three miles away. _______________________ Sacramento, Calif.: I will be in D.C. (June 18- 23) for a swim meet. I would like to sightsee that Thursday and Friday and maybe Sunday. I have already written to my area representative so I can visit the White House on Thursday. What other tickets do you recommend I get before I arrive in D.C.? YL Jeff Dickey: Thanks for your question. Getting into the White House and a few other sensitive locations can be challenging in the years after 9/11. The White House itself, as you know, requires setting up a tour well in advance through your senator or representative. Contacting your member of Congress is also required for a pass to the gallery of either house; you can tour the Capitol itself (including the Rotunda) by first getting same-day tickets, beginning at 9am, at the service kiosk near the Garfield memorial southwest of the building (more details at aoc.gov.gov). Pre-purchasing advance tickets (for $1.50) over the phone for a Washington Monument tour is also a good idea (see the NPS website for details); get the tickets at the monument's will call. The International Spy Museum is also a hugely popular draw, despite the $18 fee, and tickets should be reserved ahead if you want to ensure entry. More elaborate protocols are required to get a look at the State Department's Diplomatic Reception Rooms or the Saturday morning tours of the Treasury Building; contact each department for details. Only special groups like school tours can get into the Pentagon these days; FBI tours have been suspended entirely until further notice. _______________________ Santa Fe, N.M.: I'll have about a day and a half in early May to show my 9 year old daughter the sites of the Mall in DC. I'm thinking the Metro will be our best access due to the lack of parking (right?), but what's the best way to get from site to site? She may poop out on the long walk from the Capitol to the Lincoln Memorial. Should I consider a taxi, tour bus, or bike rental (that could be fun!). Thanks, Russ Jeff Dickey: The Metro is almost always your best choice to see the main sights of the District—except around the Mall, where stops are few. You can alternatively take a taxi (the city is changing its metering system at present, but rates will still be cheap to travel the two miles from one end of the Mall to the other), or rent a bike from a vendor such as Big Wheel Bikes, or even enjoy a bike tour through Bike the Sites. The Tourmobile is an adequate option, giving you the opportunity to hop on and off the bus at your own pace, but you'll necessarily be confined only to the major tourist attractions. Driving is not recommended, as the Capital Beltway can be nightmarish to newcomers, and the District's many roundabouts and erratic directional changes and traffic patterns can take some getting used to. _______________________ Lansing, Mich.: We have visted D.C. dozens of times and think it is one of the best big cities in the USA. We have visited most of the major historic sites and attractions. Can you recomend something for us to do that is out of the ordinary and off the beaten path? Jeff Dickey: Visitors to D.C. often ask me about unusual or unexpected attractions to the city, and luckily there are many appealing options, depending on your taste. One of my favorites is the National Building Museum, in Judiciary Square, which occupies the opulent Pension Building, built in the Gilded Age, a marvel of huge brick columns painted to look like marble and a towering atrium—not surprisingly, it's often the home of political fundraisers and presidential inaugural events and parties. The architectural exhibits on view aren't bad, either. For art institutions, the Hillwood Museum is well off the beaten path in Upper Northwest (requiring a bit of a walk or a cab ride if you don't have a car), but worth a look for its treasure trove of Faberge eggs, Orthodox icons, and other priceless material purchased when the Soviet Union under Stalin decided to unload it on an American cereal-company heiress. 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I haven't seen a game there yet, but can tell you that the stadium sits in a Southeast neighborhood that the city plans to redevelop, so parking is problematic (take the Metro by all means) and eating and drinking options in the area are few—though this should be changing in coming months and years. Overlooking the Anacostia River, the stadium occupies a picturesque site, and is slated to offer countless more amenities than RFK Stadium, the Nats' temporary home up until this year. If you can find a ticket, by all means attend a game! _______________________ Raleigh, N.C.: We get to D.C. about 6 to 12 times a year and are looking for something new and interesting ato do, especially with 15 to 17 year olds. Also looking for things they can do on their own. Jane Jeff Dickey: For outdoorsy endeavors with teens—which potentially they could enjoy on their own—you could try rollerblading or hiking in Rock Creek Park (esp. the former along closed-off Beach Drive on the weekend), canoeing or kayaking in the Potomac (renting from Thompson's Boat Center near Georgetown), taking a mule-drawn boat ride along the historic C&O Canal in Georgetown, hiking Theodore Roosevelt Island, or taking a serious bike ride along the Capitol Crescent or Mount Vernon Trail. Indoors, some of the new youth-friendly attractions that will be opening include the Newseum (next week), a splashy institution covering how the news gets made, with plenty of interactive exhibits and colorful graphics, and the National Museum of American History, which is undergoing a huge renovation with plans to reopen in fall 2008. _______________________ Chesterton, Ind.: What is the best steak place in D.C.? Jeff Dickey: The easy answer to this would be The Palm, at Dupont Circle. However, partisans of places like Sam & Harry's, the Capital Grille, and Ray's the Steaks all make good arguments (along with the expected Morton's and Charlie Palmer fans), though my own personal choice, for the historic ambience especially, is the Old Ebbitt Grill. _______________________ Stockton, Calif.: Hi Jeff, So glad you were invited to do a forum! My husband and I will be in Washington, D.C. for one day as we transistion from NYC (Sept. 28-Oct. 4)to Boston, Mass. (Oct. 4-Oct. 12) for our 5th year wedding anniversary trip. My husband wants to visit the National Museums of: American History, Zoological Park, Air and Space and International Spy Museum. I want to do what I do in every city I visit, go Thrift Store shopping and eat. Question: Are there any good thrift stores in the area? I imagine we won't be able to do everything, what would you cut out? Are great budget restaurants an oxymoron in D.C.? And we've rented a car for the day, should we bail and take the BoltBus? Thanks in advance for your help. Shalisha Jeff Dickey: Shalisha, good questions. Take the BoltBus for $15 if you're coming from NYC; after that, it's cheaper and easier to take the D.C. Metro or cabs than struggle with a car. I'd recommend you add the National Museum of American Art and National Portrait Gallery (housed in the same classic building) to the list. They were refurbished and reopened to the public in 2006, and are an incredible place to view the images and icons of notable figures from American politics, business, culture, entertainment and sports, and some of the country's best homegrown art as well. The American History Museum also demands a look, since it's had its own renovation and reopens in July, and the National Zoo opened the Asia Trail in 2006—an enjoyable stroll if you haven't seen it. By contrast, the collections of the Air and Space Museum and Intl. Spy Museum, while worthy, haven't changed as much in recent years, though the Air and Space Museum's more recent satellite branch in Virginia rewards a visit to get a look at a space shuttle, Concorde and the Enola Gay, among other super-sized attractions. For (somewhat upscale) secondhand and vintage clothes, Annie Creamcheese and Meeps Vintage Fashionette will do the trick, while for true thrifting, Ruff & Ready in Shaw has scads of old, fascinating antiques and various castoffs, and the neighborhood features similar stores in the blocks around the U Street/Civil War Memorial Metro stop, as well as the occasional flea market. The dusty but sizable thrift shop (name?) around 11th or 12th and H St NE is also worth a visit, though only in daytime as the area can get dicey at night. Finally, not to worry: great budget restaurants can be found in the District, and include such favorites as the 18th and U Duplex Diner, Bukom Cafe and Amsterdam Falafelshop (all in Adams Morgan), Market Lunch or Las Placitas on Capitol Hill, many Asian diners in Chinatown, Pizza Paradiso or Sala Thai at Dupont Circle, Baked & Wired or Rocklands in Georgetown, and Julia's Empanadas, Firehook Bakery or Loeb's Deli downtown. Ben's Chili Bowl in Shaw is a longtime classic, of course, and Vace in Cleveland Park has great pizza and sandwiches. _______________________ Brooklyn, N.Y.: I am planning to go to DC for a few days in early June. The main things I want to do is see the Nationals new stadium and visit the Holocaust Museum. Can you give me some suggestions on a few other things to do with my limited time? Can you also recommend a good area to get a hotel in that offers affordable rooms? Thanks, Michael Jeff Dickey: Michael, any of the above recommendations— Smithsonian sites along the National Mall, newly opened Newseum, off-the-beaten-path museums, Lincoln Cottage, and so on—would be worth your time, though it doesn't sound like you have enough time to explore much beyond the Mall and downtown (Nationals Park's neighborhood isn't exactly tourist-friendly, yet). I'd suggest viewing the Declaration of Independence and Constitution at the National Archives, taking in a concert at the Kennedy Center—or a play at the Woolly Mammoth or Shakespeare theatres—or picking up the catch of the day at the Fish Wharf, aka the Maine Avenue Fish Market, the oldest fish market in the country. For a break from the city, you could try the expansive gardens of the National Arboretum, which also holds a collection of grand Capitol Columns that used to decorate the U.S. Capitol itself. There's no one area of the District to find affordable rooms, though Adams Morgan has more affordable hotels/B&Bs than most. Names to check include Adam's Inn, Kalorama Guest House, and Windsor Park; elsewhere, Maison Orleans, the Allen Lee, Tabard Inn, Chester Arthur House, William Lewis House, and Woodley Park Guest House have affordable rates, though all rates in town can spike during May and June. _______________________ Wilkesboro, N.C.: I read that the Bureau of Printing & Engraving opens according to the "alert status"--Is there a way to know ahead of time? And can I get tickets for my 81 year old parents ahead of time? Also do any other sights open & close due to the "alerts"? Jeff Dickey: For the general tour of the Bureau—an always-popular option for D.C. visitors—you'll have to queue up as early as 8am during the high season (Mar-Aug) for tour tickets later that day. A better bet might be the Congressional/VIP tour, which you can arrange well in advance through your representative, and which gives a more behind-the-scenes view of what the Bureau does in the process of creating American currency. For the various color-coded levels used by the Department of Homeland Security, check the DHS website and call or visit the Bureau of Engraving and Printing site to find out current conditions (the site closes during an "Orange" alert). _______________________ Washington D.C.: Other than taking the Tourmobile or something similar, is there an easier way than hoofing it to get from one end of the National Mall to the other? Thanks! Jeff Dickey: Good question. The Metro only offers central stops running north-south (e.g., Smithsonian and Federal Triangle), so it's of little use for getting from, say, the Lincoln Memorial to the Capitol. The #13 bus (A, B, F or G) serves most of the Mall (except the southwest side), connecting to Arlington National Cemetery and/or the Pentagon, while the DC Circulator tourist shuttle makes a loop around the museums of the eastern part of the Mall, as well as the Washington Monument, but only runs on weekends. _______________________ San Jose, Calif.: Hello, My best friend and I are 30. We're going to DC from April 25th to the 29th for a girlfriend's wedding shower and bachelorette party weekend. We'll basically have Monday and some time Sunday to explore the city. We know there are a lot of great free museums and sites so what do you think are the MUST SEES for a one day adventure? We love art and music and literature and would lean more towards that aspect of travel rather than the super patriotic route... Any pointers would be greatly appreciated! Thanks, Sarah Jeff Dickey: Sarah, you're headed to the right place: the District is loaded with art, music and literature, though it might take a little planning to narrow down your list to just a few must-sees ¿ so I'll give you some options. Along with the institutions mentioned above (and especially the National Portrait Gallery), I'd recommend the Renwick and Corcoran galleries near the White House, respectively home to a great array of decorative arts and to some of the country's greatest eighteenth- and nineteenth-century paintings, and the redoubtable Phillips Collection, which boasts an amazing collection of European Impressionism and early modernism, as well as more contemporary works. Downtown, the National Museum of Women in the Arts holds a number of treasures by women artists over the centuries. For music, the Kennedy Center, Carter Barron Amphitheater, and the Barns at Wolf Trap present a wide range of music, from classical to folk and blues (especially the latter two at Wolf Trap), or you can go for an indie rock concert in Adams Morgan or a blues or jazz concert in Shaw—D.C. was one of the founding cities of the punk movement, as well as the onetime home of Duke Ellington. Finally, for literature, drop in for a late-night read or a snack at the Afterwords Café inside Kramerbooks, which on weekends is open 24hr. _______________________ New York, N.Y.: I'm visiting DC this weekend with my family (husband, infant & 3 year old) and staying close to Union Station. Do you have suggestions for up-market restaurants that are relatively kid-friendly? Plus, if you could choose only 2 museums that my 3-y-o would love (and we would enjoy too), what would they be? Thanks. Charis Jeff Dickey: Charis, around Union Station and Capitol Hill, Johnny's Half Shell for seafood and Two Quail for New American cuisine are both smart and tasty spots that shouldn't have a problem with children. More clubby, but still worthwhile, is the Monocle, where D.C.'s political elite make appearances. And for a pair of youth-oriented museums, the obvious choices have to be the Natural History Museum and the National Air and Space Museum. Both are loaded with kids and feature giant dinosaur skeletons and many curious fossils and gems in the former, and towering rockets, spacecraft, and planes in the latter—sure to delight any youngster with a flair for visual learning. _______________________ Los Angeles, Calif.: Hi Jeff! We will be moving from California to Washington, D.C. in August. Can you recommend some restaurants that we should try? I'd love to find a great 50's diner, a great vegetarian restaurant, and a fabulous coffee shop. Thanks! Jeff Dickey: Yes, indeed. The Diner is, what else, a classic diner in Adams Morgan that doles out gut-stuffing omelets and pancakes with flair; Luna Grill in Dupont Circle has plenty of excellent, affordable vegetarian dishes; and 14U and Tryst are stylish coffee haunts, while Capitol Grounds will suffice for an immediate caffeine jolt. _______________________ Washington, D.C.: Hi Jeff I have been living in Washington, D.C. for many years now and during the Spring, the amount of tourists in my neighborhood (next to the zoo) makes me want to run in the other direction. My husband and I are looking for an inexpensive 3 day weekend retreat--one that is close to D.C. We were thinking of going down to Williamsburg, but any thoughts would be helpful. Thanks! Jeff Dickey: The capital region of D.C., Virginia, and Maryland is one of the cradles of American history (along with New England), and contains so much to do that it's hard to know where to start. But Colonial Williamsburg is one such place. In recent decades, Williamsburg's historical accuracy has been much improved and the site now offers a factual, intriguing look at an old colonial capital; if you're visiting the Historic Triangle, as it's known, you should also drop in on Jamestown, site of the first permanent English settlement in the New World, which just celebrated its 400th anniversary, and Yorktown, site of the decisive battle in the Revolutionary War. Closer to D.C., Richmond has a number of fine historical attractions, foremost being the American Civil War Center, while the region's preserved battlefields provide context to that monumental conflict. Further east, you could visit Monticello in Charlottesville while making a tour of Shenandoah National Park and the Blue Ridge Parkway, or stop closer to home at Harpers Ferry or deeper into West Virginia at New River Gorge. _______________________ Athens, Ga.: When is the best time to go to D.C. to avoid the crowds and get the best deals? My mom and I were going to go in April before the school children get out but I read somewhere that many schools take trips to D.C. in April and the place is overrun with school field trips. Would May be a better time to go? Jeff Dickey: April through June is really high season for the District, along with September and the weeks closest to it. The height of summer, July and August, features tropical levels of heat and humidity, while the depth of winter offers biting winds and icy temperatures. If you're planning a mainly indoors itinerary, then by all means you should brave the summer or winter conditions and snap up the deals you're likely to find for accommodation or tour packages. Otherwise, you'll be waiting in line for the major attractions in the spring or late summer/early autumn busy season. _______________________ Topeka, Kans.: Jeff: My husband, an active duty soldier, myself, an RN, and our active, sports-minded 9 year old daughter are planning a week-long trip to Washington, D.C., in September 2008. We plan to fly into Baltimore International, but have not purchased tickets yet, so if Dulles or Reagan are better airport choices we can do that. My question is this: What are some not to be missed sites for a soldier to see in DC? And for an active 9 year old? We all love history and would love to see where Frances Scott Keyes wrote the Star Spangled Banner. We have written to our Senator for White House Tours and have already filled out the Security Questionaire. Any information on "military discounts" would be greatly appreciated as I have noticed prices in D.C. area are alittle more that in Kansas!&#33 And also, if it isn't too much of an "April Fool's" question, is it possible to get a hotel close to public transport (even it is at the end of the subway/"L" line) for under $200 a night? Thanks so much for your letting us use your expertise! Paula Jeff Dickey: You'll find plenty to do in D.C. if you enjoy military and all other aspects of national history. Francis Scott Key finished his poem, later set to music, in the long-gone Indian Queen Hotel, but it was inspired by his witnessing of the British bombardment of Fort McHenry during the War of 1812 (the Banner's original title is/was "The Defence of Fort McHenry"). You can still visit the restored fort in Baltimore, as it's a national monument. Key's Georgetown home, however, was destroyed in the 1940s to make way for the "progress" of the Whitehurst Freeway. Obviously, you'll also want to visit the striking soldiers' memorials around the District, especially on the National Mall, as well as Arlington National Cemetery, the Navy Memorial, and perhaps the Navy Museum. For good hotels under $200 a night, check out my answers several questions ago for a list of good options. _______________________ Jeff Dickey: All around, a great chat. Thanks for the many fine questions. If you're in need for further guidance, I'd suggest perhaps the Rough Guide to Washington DC, with an updated new edition arriving later this year. Good luck on your trips!

Sailing (and Surviving) the English Channel

Terry Darlington's offbeat memoir, Narrow Dog to Carcassonne, recounts how he and his wife Monica sailed from Stone, England—along the Thames, the canals beneath Paris, the Saône and the Rhône—to southern France. Read an excerpt from Chapter 5: Mindful of Honour: Calais to Armentières below, and check out a slide show of photos from their voyage. _______________________ A man who has just sailed the Channel in an inland boat against informed advice does not need to assert his dignity. I felt Olympian. The pontoon was working against the harbour wall and a fat man in a white T-shirt was jumping up and down, and a thin man with a Zapata moustache was treading his feet like a heron. Both were over six feet tall. The fat one raged—You know what you have done, English, you cannot hide. Monsieur, I said, please explain. The heron came up close and shouted pungently—You lie, English, you lie, you are perfidious—our dinghy was here and now you are here and you have stolen our dinghy. He drew his arms back like a disco dancer, moving from one foot to the other, preparing to knock me down. What nationality are you, messieurs? I asked. Belgian, they said. Have you been drinking? I asked. We had dinner with our friends on shore and you have stolen our dinghy and we cannot get back to our boat, they shouted. Now listen, messieurs, I said. I am English. In fact I am an English gentleman. English gentlemen don't tell lies. I looked straight at the fat one—I am telling you that I know nothing of your dinghy, and wish only to help you in your misfortune. He looked back—My God, you are telling the truth. Now let's go on board and have a whisky, I said. We got on board and Monica got out the whisky and I went through to the engine-room with the fat one and started the engine and cast off and switched on the big brass tunnel light. The dinghy was drifting along the wall on the other side of the basin. We sailed across and soon the huge Belgians fell into their boat and paddled away into the darkness. Did you have a chat with the heron? I asked Monica. Yes, she said—he told me it was very good whisky and it was a privilege to meet us. He said he had disgraced his country and his family and himself and he loved our Queen and fancied the Duchess of York, and then he started to cry. He didn't finish the whisky but said he would return. We left the half-glass on the kennel for a couple of days and then I drank it Excerpted from Narrow Dog to Carcassonne by Terry Darlington, courtesy of Delta Trade Paperbacks, $13. Find out more about the Darlingtons at narrowdog.com.

Slide Show: You Ate What?!

Just peel and eat "After spending two months in Africa, my husband and I invited my 20-year-old nephew to visit us in Malawi. Having never left his little town in Texas, he jumped at the chance. We picked him up at the airport, complete with his macho attitude. After we stowed his luggage in the car, we told him we'd stop for a snack on the way home. My nephew, hungry from his long flight, was all for it. All the macho left him, however, when my hubby pulled over to buy a few dried mice from the guy who sells them on the road outside the airport. (We called them mice jerky.) This trip was certainly an eye-opening experience for our little Texan." Jennifer Martines, Los Lunas, N.M. Reason #2 not to eat bugs "In the Oaxaca market, I spotted a woman with a basket of chapulines, the tiny dried grasshoppers that are a popular snack in this part of Mexico. A fellow shopper asked in broken English if I had ever tasted them. I replied that I hadn't, and he bought a small cup. He popped a handful in his mouth and passed the cup to me. You know how a popcorn kernel gets caught in your throat? I had grasshoppers stuck there for the rest of the day." Megan Dorr, Moran, Wyo. Welcome to veganism "'Eat it first and ask what it is later' was my mom's motto on our two trips to Japan. One night, I ordered grilled eel. The cook lifted my dinner out of a bucket of water and, with a thud, drove an ice pick through the eel's eye. I could have sworn the eel was still wiggling when he placed it over the coals. As I pointed at the grill, the cook's wife presented me with a small dish bearing a maroon mor­sel of meat gar­nished with a lettuce leaf. My sister and I were peering at it when suddenly it began to throb! I screamed. It was the still-beat­ing heart of my eel." Emily Mosqueda, Eugene, Ore. You are what you...tweet! "We did our own cooking when renting a house on Mexico's Soliman Bay. At the produce stand, there were several varieties of grains and nuts. One of the grains looked familiar, close to brown rice, and the vegetarian among us approved the choice. We cooked it for over an hour, but it still tasted oaky, so we cooked it longer and added seasoning. The property manager and the caretaker stopped in as we were about to eat. They were in awe of our ignorance. We had cooked a bag of birdseed." Brenda Bluske, El Verano, Calif. You'll thrive in corporate culture "My friend Ellen and I, while at the Daintree Rainforest in Australia, spent the day with a guide who took us hiking through areas with various animals and plants. One of the most bizarre experiences was when we were asked to lick the backside of a green tree ant. Yes, its butt. We both laughed and said, "You've got to be kidding." The guide held the ant in his fingers—it was so small you could hardly see it. We took our turns licking away. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I would lick the backside of an ant, think it would taste good—just like lemon-lime soda!—and live to tell about it." Laurie Bushkoff, Silver Spring, Md. Picky, picky "At Restaurant Bobby Chinn in Hanoi, Vietnam, my wife secretly ordered me a side dish called "We tell you that 'You are beautiful' All Night Long." (It was listed on the menu for $2.) When the waiter brought our food, he looked me in the eye and, much to my surprise, told me that I was beautiful. This continued for the entire meal. Between the waiter, the bartender, and the busboy, I was told 10 times that I was beautiful. The food and service were hands down the best we had in Vietnam. My only complaint: I wish that we'd had a waitress!" Jason Mullin, Singapore Telling you certainly defeats the purpose "While serving as a Peace Corps volunteer in Jolo, Philippines, I was invited to a banquet hosted by the community leader. The main course was a fruit salad served on a banana leaf. Thinking the leaf was part of the meal, I picked mine up and chewed on it. The others also chewed their leaves. After the meal, one of the braver guests told me that I'd eaten my plate—everyone else followed along simply so that I wouldn't be embarrassed by my actions." Don Yates, Normandy Beach, N.J. And they probably had some cute little word for it "One night in Henley-on-Thames, England, my boyfriend and I went to a tapas restaurant. There was a terra-cotta dish on the table. Wondering what it was, I picked it up and saw that it had liquid in it. Richard dunked his fingers, tasted them, and declared that it was oil for dipping bread. Then he said it might be a finger bowl. So we asked the waitress, who told us it was an ashtray." Kristen Bergevin, Los Angeles, Calif. Buy the book on amazon.com or barnesandnoble.com.